Lindsay has made this carol more topical!
Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
An acorn which will soon become a tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two Lockdowns and………………………………..
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and …………….
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and …
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five Boris spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes,Two Lockdowns and…
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six nodding Sunaks
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and…
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven Boring Box Sets, Six Nodding Sunaks
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and…
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight Online Offers, Seven Boring Box Sets, Six Nodding Sunaks
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and …
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine Whisky Chasers, Eight Online Offers, Seven Boring Box Sets,
Six Nodding Sunaks
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and…
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten Takeaway Dinners, Nine Whisky Chasers, Eight Online Offers,
Seven Boring Box Sets, Six Nodding Sunaks
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns and …
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Family Quizzes, Ten Takeaway Dinners, Nine Whisky Chasers,
Eight Online Offers, Seven Boring Box Sets, Six Nodding Sunaks,
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes,Two Lockdowns and…
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve Santas, baby!
Eleven Family Quizzes, Ten Takeaway Dinners, Nine Whisky Chasers,
Eight Online Offers, Seven Boring Box Sets, Six Nodding Sunaks,
Five Boris Spins
Four Testing Kits, Three Tier Cakes, Two Lockdowns
And an acorn which will soon become a tree
Happy Christmas 2020!*** Lindsay Rebbeck